Pandas

Available wherever Pandas shirts are sold, and at finer thrift stores nationwide (starting Fall 2010).

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THE INTRODUCTION TO THE UPDATE
Hey errybody! Boy, we sure have been busy playing so many shows and getting punched by kissing so many boys girls on the throat lips that we haven’t had time to tell both all of you about all of the spectacular great news about the band!

FIRSTLY – ON THE ACQUISITION OF A MAN WHO SINGS
Pandas is no longer an instrumental band! The rumors are true, we now have a vocalist. His name is Col and he is a pillar of handsome manliness who is easily the least frightening citizen of Baltimore. Also, he is a fantastic vocalist and frontperson. He is in another band called At Last Atlantis who make everyone in the band (even Mike!) all tingly in our frontbits.

SECONDLY – ON THE ARRIVAL OF SHIRTS WHICH MAY BE WORN ON OR ABOUT THE TORSO
We have another round of shirts being pressed AT THIS VERY MOMENT in a secret laboratory beneath one (or more) of the Great Lakes. It appears thusly:

It will be available in sizes ranging from a miniscule S to a gargantuan XL. Available wherever fine Pandas shows are played.

THIRDLY: ON THE RELEASE OF MAXIMUM FUCKING TENDERNESS: CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION:
We have recorded Col’s vocals onto the original MFT tracks, and they await your eager ears on the Music page right here on this webbasite. The band has decided to give away these tracks 100% free with no strings or DRM or kiss-agendas attached. Please download them, enjoy them, and share them with all of your friends/enemies/families/cellmates.

XOXO
Greg/Pandas

ATTENTION

PANDAS SHIRTS will be sent to the printers very, very shortly. Here’s a peek at the design, which Mike’s precious brain vomited up. (CLICK TO ENLARGE)

THEY WILL BE AVAILABLE in sizes S-XL, and in Natural, Orchid, and Sky(shown).

YOU CAN PURCHASE THEM at upcoming Pandas shows, or from this site, as soon as we get that part figured out.

THEY SHALL COST TEN DOLLARS.

Transmission Ends.